I've heard about Trump's scent. No thanks.
Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?
God this guy is the worst. The shit he peddles belongs in a mid mall kiosk.
Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) got a little too specific when he attempted to describe Donald Trump’s body odor while speaking to Jimmy Kimmel this week.
“What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.
“So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.
“That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.
“A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”
Can you imagine the outrage if any other US president engaged in such blatant corruption and violations of the Emoluments Clauses?
I don't know, Trump's never done anything to compare with what Obama did.
I don't know why we don't talk about it more, it rocked the political world. Still is!
I knew what this was before I clicked it! On top of everything else, I love the choice of music. It's the same pseudo-oriental music they use in movies and TV show when they introduce a terrorist lair in some Arabic nation. Preferably in squalor. Unbearable heat, hungry children barely moving in the dust. Or a docu about Al Qaeda.
edit: oh, it's just a cut from the whole video. How could you forget Dijon-Gate, Bicycle-Gate and many more! Truly the worst POTUS ever. And people begrudge Trump a little vanity. SMH
NSFW jeez!
And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
Trump is kinda the opposite. He's all about that peanut farm, and was from the start. POTUS is just a way to get more peanuts. And narcissism of course.
Another day, more crimes from the President of the United States going unpunished.
Jesussss christ. Imagine the fuckin aneurism the right would have if Obama did this
Well there's a perfectly logical reason for that. The right's main issue with Obama is that he has the fucking audacity to be black.
Or Biden!
Who's that on the bottle?
My first thought! Definitely not this guy:
Winning, strength, success.
Trump as he sees himself.
This has to be satire... The Victory brand is an Authoritarian government brand from the novel 1984.
"The [Victory Gin] was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club."
It’s real. And it’s $249 a bottle.
This guy checks all the boxes for the anti-christ, follows the Nazi playbook so close you can just tell he’s a fan, and now is just being the bad guys from 1984.
It’s incredible how much Republicans SCREAM that they are the evil ones, at the tops of their lungs, but their base refuses to listen.
If you drank these I bet you'd feel the same way
Eau de Bouffon
The model he used….such delusion…
Those look like Eric lol.
Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert
Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin
What a completely shameless, embarassing asshole. Who can like this guy seriously.. I fucking do not get it. Well I hope it covers up poo smell.
Imagine if another countries president did this as well.
I hate it here
Smells like 🌮
More like Hamberders and Covfefe
This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen..
45-47
So he will extend term duration to 20 years and then remove the limit, got it.
The body fragrance will smell like human shit. Then he should sell an aftershave that smells like piss. For that freshly golden showered feel.
Why does this remind me of a certain golden calf?
Best I can do is a golden goat.
This time there is no one on the mountain coming down to save us.
And both the men's and women's fragrances have a statuette of a man (presumably an idealized Trump from about 50 years ago). So I guess they think that women want to be Trump too. That's just as delusional as thinking that men want to be Trump.
And based on what I've heard, that men want to smell like him. Why not just shit your pants and get that "victory" scent for free!?
45-47
... and what happened to 46?
Biden.
Swallowed him whole
“Victory 45-47,” is all about the success and winning… but “45-47” just reminds sane people that he lost 46.
Essence el shit.
They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.
In Britain “trump” refers to flatulence.
Does it smell like the used diaper of the president?
rocks back and forth
It's satire, don't worry, it's definitely satire, it's all satire
They probably smell like use diaper
All about winning yet he lost in the middle of those numbers.
The people who buy this might disagree
Monetize sovereignty.
False idols or something.
I like that this implies that Biden was also Trump - presumably in an ingenious “doddery Old Man” disguise. Also, omlol at the body proportions on the statuette.
That's the figure he had in 1945 through 1947.
Never miss an opportunity to run another grift! ABG, always be grifting!
Hmm, maybe the G in MAGA does not stand for "great" after all.
Ah the smell of rotten orange ass in the morning is exactly what no one wants. Probably give you syphilis at the point of contact.
RFK Jr will prescribe spraying it in your throat for the next pandemic.
« Eau de toilette »
Elon's version
Eau'E Toilette
WTF, they couldn't even bother to copy it properly from another bottle?
Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they're indoors and you are in the parking lot.
Eau de diaper
Depends.
Propably resembles something like snake babies is semen
I'm trying to imagine what Turnp Victory smells like, and my brain can only think of a mtg world tournament but with more cologne mixed in, and shit breath and whatever roofies and Valium smells like.
