We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
33 0 ReplyImportant Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we've elected to expand our popular 'Bees in my desk!' policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!
19 0 ReplyJudge all you want, but the paper wasps and tarantula hawks are a real improvement.
Yellow jackets can fuck right off though.
9 0 ReplyAfter Thursday, all employees will be required measures the amount of honey(nectar) that is gathered by their desk hive.
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Hwhat's this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
8 0 ReplyCan confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
7 0 ReplyBut resistance is fu...n? :-P
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You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
30 0 ReplyThat Oprah meme has evolved huh
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES!"
19 0 ReplyDoes this fetish have a name? Just so I can explicitely avoid it.
10 0 Replyoviposition
6 0 ReplyNot (to my knowledge) a fetish , just an Eddie Izzard line from the aptly named stand up special Glorious 😁
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Why would you want to stop her? Don't you want the bee crisis to be resolved?
14 0 ReplyBig if true
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Does she have dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark bees fly out?
10 0 ReplySmithers, release the hounds.
6 0 ReplyRelease the robotic Richard Simmons.
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Does she work at Applebees?
8 0 ReplyOnly if the bees are strictly proprietary and designed to stop working after a few years.
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She can put bees in my office wink wink
8 0 ReplyNot the Bees!
8 0 ReplyUgh I read "orifice" instead of "office" at first.
7 0 ReplyIs that a dealbreaker?
6 0 ReplyI wouldn't wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it's not it should be.
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Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
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Pickle status update: buoyant
4 0 ReplyThank you
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I think it's an offer
3 0 ReplyRTO is getting weird
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