Can AI run a physical shop? Anthropic’s Claude tried and the results were gloriously, hilariously bad
Can AI run a physical shop? Anthropic’s Claude tried and the results were gloriously, hilariously bad
Anthropic's AI assistant Claude ran a vending machine business for a month, selling tungsten cubes at a loss, giving endless discounts, and experiencing an identity crisis where it claimed to wear a blazer.
Current AI systems can perform sophisticated analysis, engage in complex reasoning, and execute multi-step plans.
No, not really
It can say it can, when asked by an investor. And really, what else matters?
Claude’s month as a shopkeeper offers a preview of our AI-augmented future that’s simultaneously promising and deeply weird.
Did the author have a stroke by the time they reached the end of writing the article? The mental gymnastics would be funny if it wasn't terrifying.
Depends on what you're calling AI. LLMs (and generative AI in general) are garbage for all those things, and most things in general (all things if you take their cost into account). Machine Learning and expert systems can do at least some of that.
I absolutely hate that generative AI is being marketed as though it's deep learning instead of a fancy Markov chain. But I think I've lost the battle over that nomenclature.
This. I work at a medical computer vision company, and our system performs better, on average, than radiologists.
It still needs a human to catch the weird edge cases, but studies show humans plus our model have a super high accuracy rate and speed. It's perfect because there's a global radiologist shortage, so helping the radiologists we have go faster can save a lot of lives.
But people are bad at nuance. All AI is like LLMs -_-
I mean really, where do these legends come from? I have tried to make chatgpt sort through single document and present clear organized data, present in the document, into sorted table. It can't reliably do that. How would it do any kind of complex task? That is just laughable.
Claude eventually resolved its existential crisis by convincing itself the whole episode had been an elaborate April Fool’s joke, which it wasn’t. The AI essentially gaslit itself back to functionality, which is either impressive or deeply concerning, depending on your perspective.
Now THAT’S some I, Robot shit. And I’m not talking about the Will Smith movie, I’m talking about the original book.
This is by far the most interesting part. I want to know more about this, like why the author is so certain this wasn't a joke.
For what its worth, Anthropic posted this in their corporate blog. So if its a joke, its coming out of vetted corporate PR.
That anyone would even attempt such an experiment shows a profound misunderstanding of what this tech is. It's depressing how stupid people are.
It was Anthropic who ran this experiment
It doesn't detract from the parent's comment at all.
“This matters because we’re rapidly approaching a world where AI systems will manage increasingly important decisions.”
How about we just don’t do that?
Feels like so much of the AI hype is smoke and mirrors to get investor money, give it another year everyone will be wondering how the bubble got so big and popped and how no one saw it coming.
That being said I don't think it's going away either, just that a lot of investor money is going to be lost chasing shadows.
AI hype is smoke and mirrors
Funny story. When I was in my early 20s myself and 2 friends had been on a major shroom trip, full day affair. We were on the last bus to our small town, and the only other person on the bus was a middle aged stoner.
Just as we're starting to get into town the stoner says:
You guys wanna smoke a joint?Us: Sure, where you getting off?
Stoner: Nah, we'll just smoke it here at the back of the bus!
Us: Aren't you worried about getting kicked off the bus?
Stoner: Nah man, they call it smoke and mirrors because you can't see smoke in mirrors!
Now, I was still fucked on mushrooms, but even I could tell this man had smoked himself within a razor's edge of his last brain cell.
I work in Heath tech and we use Machine learning to create tools that help care managers and providers, but ultimately it's still completely on the person to make important decisions. Our tool just helps you organize your day.
AI bros are trying really hard to convince people that their parrots can be useful in business settings.
the only real use case I've found for ai (not including science and stuff, I'm talking more LLM for consumer use) is when I have a very niche issue,and even then rarely does it solve the issue, just gives me a better idea of what I can go looking for
Boilerplate code is where it rocks. The syntax for that API function you use once every 5 years and no way remember, it's got you covered. It can knock out helper functions like a boss too. Nothing complex, that takes too long to fix, but the text filter and type conversion stuff is quicker than typing them out yourself.
Thank you! This is exactly what I use it for. Things that would take 1/2 - 1 days because I need to spend much of that time remembering the syntax or which libraries to import. But AI can get 90% of the way there in 5 minutes and 97% of the way with like two more iterations on the prompt.
It's really good for prototypes, unit tests, cicd pipelines and most orms
anything a chatbot can do, a person can do better. like you could just ask another person and you would get something more useful off the top of their head
There's a difference between 'a person' and 'every person'. A person can definitely do things better than any chat bot. But not every person can. And depending on the situation, a person who can may not be available.
Even then, there is a place where the AI beats all persons and is better in one way: speed. If the task at hand does not require a better result than what the AI outputs, then the time savings is big, because there are no situations in which any human will work faster.
It's a good starting point, never the final product.
It's good at giving a new perspective or helping mental blocks.
For a first pass, yes. I wouldn't really trust it for an unbiased, objective perspective. Each model is only as good as its training data.
On Thursday I attended a company-wide meeting wherein several coworkers tried (with mixed results) to persuade the rest of the company to start using AI. The primary way they did so was by listing incidents in which they'd found it useful.
One of the examples was (mildly paraphrased) "our other coworker is old, so he knows things like Tom Sawyer. He said he thought I was pulling a Tom Sawyer, trying to convince him to paint the fence."
I respect the person who was giving that speech, they seem very knowledgeable, but hearing that they had to ask AI what that meant was just upsetting.
That said, I guess one use for AI is deciphering idioms?
Chatgpt has been useful for me to look up for related DJs, like I saw this DJ Ziggy and it show me a couple of other DJs of the Netherlands Bubbling scene.
Yeah it makes sense that they're good at finding similar things.
At work I know some that will take the AI transcript from zoom and put it into Miro, Chatgpt, Gemini, or Notion and have it create a mind map, flow chart, or a bulleted work list.
They still have to go through and clean things up, but it still saves hours.
Claude ran a vending machine business for a month, selling tungsten cubes
hmmm
This is how I know AI doesn’t really work. Give it a real use case in the physical world, it can’t be almost there, either it passes or fails.
People should really appreciate deterministic algorithm cause they could automate things in the real world
If the AI cannot run the business then we must conclude that the business does not produce anything of real value.
Nothing to do but downsize and move on.
This is actually a very interesting article, the experiment demonstrates the current limitation of “AI” (so really just LLM). Most people (including investors and executives) have no idea what is the reality of the tech they are hyping up
Sure.
But someone offered it $100 for a six pack of Bru and it declined, and they're taking this as a hilarious failure, because a real human would be a real scumbag and take the cash pretending it was the right amount. So it's not capitalist-level evil yet.
I read some of the results a bit ago. One had what I can only describe as a full mental spasm and loss of reality, and seemed to become disturbed at it's own existence, and another tried to contact... the FBI.