Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

"You see, he's already got the one ring!"

"No, on second thought, let's not go to Mordor. It is a silly place."

I know the hobbits can fight but I imagine if for some reason they wanted to build military fort(maybe just because they thought it looked cool) the french taunter scene is pretty much exactly what I'd expect from them if confronted

Pitchez la vache!