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LadyButterfly she/her @piefed.blahaj.zone

1mo ago

Funtime Friday...wrong excuses game!

We made it through another week! Today we're going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg "wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?"). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like "I can't I'm flying solo round the earth". More ridiculous the better!

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Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?
- Can't because I'm helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.
  
  Ah no problem how's 2pm instead?
- That would be considered direct dealing, so absolutely not.
  
  Ah ok, want to help me wash my windows instead?
- I'm afraid that would be an ecumenical matter and i am grossly under qualified
Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?
- Sorry, we can't. We are baking a new universe.
  
  Ah ok how's Saturday at 10?
- Ah ok how's Saturday at 10?
Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?
- can’t I’m cooking maggie thatcher bacon, so I can poison it
  
  I understand, how's 3pm instead?
Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?
- can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages
  
  Naturally...How's 11:15 that day?
- sorry, I'm vegan
  
  Oh sorry I forgot. How's Sunday at 11:15am?

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