Banned words

miku miku beam

blasphemy

My entire school had a banned words list they put on a board near the main door.

I remember walking in past the board one morning only to get pulled back by a friend, he didn't say anything just stood pointing at the board....They added 'Milf' to the list of banned words.

I use LFS btw

I use Nyarch, by the way. :3

I shall say 'Ni!' again

Chicken jockey
Deez nutz

Mikuru beam desu.

Add "absolute cinema"

Based.

I manhandle Manjaro.

I don't not use Arch, by the way

Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.
- Ich nutze Unternehmungs-Betriebssystem, an dem Weg.

I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally
- Why use many word when few word do trick.
They really hate "Miku" so they added it twice
- Wait until you hear about "tung"
That would actually be an interesting challenge for an English class.

All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

N**** btw
Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.
- Naaron (Nay-ay-ron)

The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.
- yeah this just basically "come up with a bunch new things that'll annoy us"
Also of all the words banned, there is only one they are not allowed to spell
Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.
- I'm a school bus driver and we're supposed to not allow foul language. It's only a problem on the middle school runs, and it's not really worth the effort on my part to do anything about it. I'm just happy when I can unload all the kids and nothing has been set on fire.
- Nah few teachers are actually serious about it. My cousin is a school teacher, she takes all these a little too seriously
I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.
- It often is. Teachers understand those kids need to have something that they can call their own. Every generation does these things with language.
  
  But I'm sure there are some teachers out there that foolishly try to squash the words.
I remember one of my teachers banning "doh!". It didn't last very long.

Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

Isn't it the one that shoots black holes?

This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

My friend, sorry to break it to you. But you are the one out of date. Big back and turning Ohio are long gone. Those kids are already on the “I'm too cool to like my childhood things anymore” stage.
Ohio is ancient, nay! Prehistoric compared to tralalero tralala
My kid and his friends didn't make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I'm at that point... I know nothing.
- Nah this list is up to date. Italian brain rot is still fresh, fresher than any Ohio meme

I don't use Ubuntu, by the way.

I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.
- I use Arch to trigger elitists
The Linux version of "I went to college ^outside of^ Boston"
- Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

noo not miku miku beam >.<

you still have miko miko nurse and neko miko reimu at least?

foul language and n words

All the words that start with n are banned
- Noooooooo!!!!
  
  Oh, sorry....
  
  Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

red ellipsoid

I use stretch-ed Debian btw
- I hope it doesn't have a gaping security hole
Pointing at whitespace and showing ominous going on with the letters contained in the ellipsoid

I like how foul language etc is halfway down the list

"N-words" plural? I can imagine edgy students going out of their way to avoid all words starting with that letter as a result of that rule, just to be difficult.

The sign itself lacks words starting with that letter other than the rule which bans it, and the separate quoting of one word that has one in it somewhere suggests they're allowed as long as they're unspecified on the list (otherwise that entry would have been omitted), so it's entirely possible to misinterpret.

On the other hand, avoiding all words starting with that letter seems like a fun idea, but will people even be able to tell? And it's surprisingly hard to express some concepts without it.

i see what you're up to here. you've created your whole post without words that start with that particular letter. i do disagree that it's hard to express yourself without it however; it's perfectly possible, i'd say simple, actually, to completely erase the letter from your vocabulary. i'm able to get by perfectly well without a sole use of it, all with perfect legibility. yes, i'd go as far as to say that it's probably close to the bottom of the list of letters ~~when~~ if ordered by value. get rid of it, i say. to optimize the alphabet is to get our speech closer to the speed of thought. after that, we ~~can~~ will start to chip at the big boys; your time has come, S!
- when
  
  can
  
  Almost. You did well, but it's too hard for me, except maybe for short phrases like this, which, regardless, still requires effort well above my comfort. It's the sixth most used letter by some measures. Seek out the typesetters' placeholder phrase where the first "word" has it as last (sixth), place, before the successor "SHRDLU", which show the order of the most used letters of, uh, latter-day British? Oof. Edit: Modified to avoid a superfluous usage.
  
  This hurts, so it's time for me to stop.
it says n words they're allowed to have one

What is your favorite distro and why is it Arch?

Wiki and pacman
- Honestly 2 amazing reasons.
I get to break shit and it's my own, perfectly avoidable fault and not the work of some careless greybeard on another continent.

The Italian brain rot really got me tho. Tung tung tung tung tung... Sahur!

Sorry I’m an old. What is Tung tung tung tung
- That thing at the bottom of your Mouth mouth mouth mouth
- https://youtu.be/HmIMmFAV4BY
  
  The only context I could give is that there are similar videos, for example one of a plane with crocodile features where the voice keeps saying (bombardillo crocodillo". It's just random = funny humor, I think