The corn would just turn to a few more flakes of ash. Better to swallow fireworks or something.
12 0 Reply50 kg of ANFO should do it
3 0 ReplyCause I'm TNT, I'm dynamite
(TNT) and I'll win the fight
(TNT) I'm a power load
(TNT) watch me explode
2 0 ReplyWell you could have your ashes disposed by fireworks if you really wanted.
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Easy, just choke on them and the timing will be perfect
10 0 ReplyNot sure I'll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.
5 0 Reply"It's my dying wish. You gotta!"
I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.
3 0 ReplyUnless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health... they won't use the organs for donations. I've asked.
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