My cat burrows under my arms while I’m sleeping to get the heat from my chest. I’m allergic but I love him, so when I wake up holding him like a teddy bear with his fur all over my face, I just wheeze a laugh on over to the cupboard to look for the antihistamines.
Also me except don't have a dog... can't because of how shit my life is. Work too long to be able to give any pet a good life and so choose not to. Guess I'll die alone.