Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn't mushroom for error.
Fuckin classic lmao
"Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. Golden Glove Dick! I've got a Golden Glove for a penis!"
laughter
He's got a small mushroom between his mushroom legs
Relative to leg girth, that thing is massive.
Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”
“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”
I have a cousin with a dingdong like that. Super pale with a bright pink toadstool tip.
Haha, when we were kids I caught him doing his thing a few times. He did this odd thing like he was starting a fire with a stick.
So bizarre. Enjoy the mental image.
Risky click
cute
I thought this was going to be from that mushroom sub I keep seeing occasionally in my all feed lately.
You know what they say about a man with big feet...
Big mushroom cap warmers?
