Did you you notice the second "you" in the title of this post? How do you feel about (not) noticing it?

I felt efficient.

Language parsing engine working as intended.

At uni, a teacher of mine once wrote on the blackboard:

Paris in the
the spring

and then had a bunch of people read it out loud. I didn't get to read it out but the entire time this was going on I was sitting there, questioning my sanity because none of the people chosen to read seemed to notice the second "the".

That said, I've had a few glasses so fuck you.

I feel like a well oiled reading machine.

I did not until pointed out.

I did see the Invisible Gorilla when the teacher showed us right away somehow. That is to say, I'm long familiar with this detail of how our brains work :)

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

I actually try to watch for those at line wraps, but
but this one got me.

I can't can't believe you've done this this.

Ha! Completely missed it.

No, and it happens all the time for me. I sometimes hallucinate words inside the text and change the meaning completely.

Missed it.

My sources indicate that, as a natural intelligence, I can recommend feeling awesome.

I got tripped up around "the second" and had to backtrack so either I subconciously read ahead or I noticed the fault. Either way, heck you buddy.

There Are Two Errors in the
the Title of This Book

Stupid clickbait like this pisses me off so much I'm blocking you

I don't really read so much as skim, skipping the filler words. So, what I read is "Did you notice second title post?"

I'm don't recommend reading this way because I miss important details frequently.

Fine, actually. As non native english speaker is a win win to me.