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Stop raking your leaves
Oh yeah? What next, don't mow my lawn every day?
Next you're gonna say that my excessive pesticide use harms the insects I like
Y'all have trees?
You can get them fresh from the factory. Sure, they need 96 batteries each, but beats all that nasty wood and bugs.
It's easier just to buy my air from O'Hare Air.
My kid saw bottled oxygen at a sporting goods store and said it was dumb. Then he asked if we could buy it. $20!!! For a 25(?) oz bottle.
Yes and I planted some of em :3
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