America last night

We really shouldn't have made fun of his birthday parade, he got upset and is acting out.

Cartman would honestly be a better president, Meteor would be even better, but his pools cratered in the last election

Huh, never thought about it before, but there's pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.