Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez, 250 guests arriving on 90 different private jets at the wedding in Venice.

But hey, we should do the right thing, save the environment and buy his ev truck!

We need a French solution to the billionaire problem.

looks down at paper straw dissolving in glass of water

It would be a shame if something were to happen to so many billionaires gathered conspicuously in one place on a very publicized date

unload a glittering cargo of stars, entrepreneurs, supermodels, influencers and tycoons into the lagoon

If only that were literally true

I’ve never hoped so hard for a natural disaster

Now that’s what I call a target rich environment

90 private jets polluting the planet just to see one rich asshole say ”I do”.

If I wasn't already boycotting amazon, I'd start now.

Maybe we will get lucky and some/all will fall into the canals and drown.

I mean she looks and her name sounds hispanic. Shouldn't she be sent to El Salvador? /s

Oh they are kettling themselves. It would be a shame if something happened to all of them simultaneously

Tells you how much more style the rich used to have. What good are all those billions today if the place where you live is not as pretty as Venice? Nobody is going to visit his house in Florida in 100 years.

This is where God gets to prove he's real, and he's on the side of the people. If it's true, Venice will finally sink into the sea and become a legend, like Atlantis.

If that happens, I'll finally go to church every Sunday. Hear me God? That's what it will take.

Won't someone rid me of these pesky Sociopathic Oligarchs?

I bet you none those flight will crash. So why do our flights get to crash?

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Good luck, 47.

"INTO the lagoon", you say? Promise?

All the Sociopathic Oligarchs in the same place at once? Look, I'd normally be against this sort of thing, but if someone wants to drop a nuke on Venice, I could excuse it just this once.

Flight Radar 24 will busy.

I saw a trailer for a movie if you stop walking you die and if there's two people left they fight, winner gets money's or a wish or something. Anyways we should do that to rich people and winner gets a pizza party, we just keep the money and do helpful stuff.

I give them a year.

Well that sounds efficient.

Mario Bros. Theme

I got an idea, lets empty venice temporarily and turn this all into battle royale. Lets see how many seconds does it take Jeff to sell Lauren out for a gun.

Interesting. This one have more information about protests and many comments ( also in italian ) https://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2025/06/14/venezia-protesta-nozze-bezos-brugnaro-zaia-ultime-notizie/8025608/

Mrs Merton: What was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels billionaire Jeff Bezos?

Hey uhh Mysterio if you wanna attack Venice now is the time.

We need to do more above ground nuke tests. I can think of a place right now.

He will cheat on her while she does the pool boy. It's the new/old thing for the rich.

Headlines like this are a good reminder that, except for your local surroundings, you're basically powerless change anything meaningful.