Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
One man's cum is another man's income
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
He's shy.
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
Prost Mahlzeit!
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
"Quick, spit it into this thermos!"
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
Did no one see this coming?
New Jackass Episode???
Creamy and delicious
Finally, bull milk!
What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?
Why me 😭
Well it's a little obvious don't you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)
Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?