"Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?"
"Uhm, Karl, why are you in my bedroom?"
What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?
The sex swing mount of course
Actually good lifehack
Its extremely embarrassing when guests continually ask about the ceiling hook.
You hung it during your houseplant phase, but you don't have a green thumb and haven't bothered to take the hook down yet
You say "extremely embarrassing", but I say "a perfect opportunity" ;3
Just say you use it for shibari, that'll put them at ease.
Hang a planter from it.
Hidden in plain sight, very cunning.
It's common here in Malaysia for baby cradle swing or baby bouncer or baby rocker. The hook on the ceiling is attached to the cradle with a spring. Now my mind is dirtied by this meme.
Oops I just realised this is lemmy.ca, this just appears on my feed so I just commented.
What does it matter if its lemmy.ca?
You're allowed to comment on posts on other servers. That's, like, the entire point of the Fediverse.
Its all good welcome friend
I will say that this is both a benefit and a detriment to lemmy in my experience. You have to pay attention to multiple levels of information.
No, it's dual use. Few times for for conception, then it's already there just hang the bouncer from it.
We always just hung plants from them.
That or a Sky Chair, though ironically they kinda look like sex swings on their own.
I used to have two smoke detectors one right next to the other. One came with the house, the other was linked to the alarm system.
hey, thats the same model of smoke detector that I have
Hang Olympic rings from them!
What's funny is that I actually had a pair in my livingroom that was actually used to hang Olympic rings!
I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I'm wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don't even have curtains.)
1000th
Nice
