Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators
Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators
Florida's attorney general proposed constructing a new facility in the middle of the Everglades.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810
Those detention centers might get useful once you are done and over with Trump. Somewhere you've got to put those Republican traitors.
Why not have the detainees in cages suspended above a pool filled with sharks with freakin' lasers while we're at it? Go big or go home!
This facility would be an ideal place to house all the members of the trump administration and the rest of the GOP lawmakers
You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.
alligator coalition says they don't have any relation to, nor desire any relationship to republican dildos. they're actually much more agreeable and pleasant to be around than any republican.
What is this Dick Dastardly-ass shit?
Alligator pits are probably the most cartoonishly evil villain trope. Like what else? Make the guards slowly swivel around in decadent office chairs while stroking a cat? They're pulling our leg at this point.
Also you can reason with alligators (to a degree) so this wouldn't even be all that effective unless you replace them whenever they get too used to humans.
It’s really quite embarrassing what these people do when they’re drunk on power.
Today I felt I was extremely productive at work—imagine sitting around all day dreaming up this elementary school bullshit.
Best idea to come out of a republicans mouth in at least 30 years. It stupid and sucks but it's their best idea.
They could put the alligators in a moat, surrounding a castle. If we only had a king... /s
Florida Republicans need to stop drinking swamp water.
Is Mexico going to pay for it?
Holy shit, that's just fucked up.
I'm getting really tired of all these pro-alligator policies lately
We should put them in a big arena and make them fight each other to death.
