Trump to decide within 2 weeks whether U.S. will get involved in Israel-Iran conflict: White House

Everything happens "in two weeks" with Trump, but perhaps this isn't the worst thing for him to procrastinate.

I guarantee he's hoping for another 9/11-level event so he can take emergency powers.

I've seen this one... it's called the Star Wars prequels

Ahhh here we go. 2 weeks. This means he will leave it alone and never touch it again. Crisis adverted.

Two Infrastructure Weeks or two weeks just after he announces his 'big beautiful Obamacare replacement'?

It's not his decision to make, it's Congress'.

Sounds like any Mario’s out there have a week and a half. Godspeed.

So, his generals told him it’d take two weeks to be ready for war with Iran.

The generals were hoping he’d never be able to focus on one topic that long.

There is an entirely plausible chance the US is bombing Iran by (or on) the Fourth of July…

Terrorist states doing terrorist things

Trump wanted to attack "Right frik'n now", but told that the military needs at least 2 weeks to prepare.

Infrastructure Week loop

He'll have a concept of a plan by then, no doubt.