Mom and Dad said "Eh, I guess we'll take the stray"
Ruined relationship with stupid comments like this with my little brother. I thought we were both having a laugh rubbing each other, I’d take it all back in an instant.
The dustbin would’ve been nice, according to my brother, I was found in a toilet.
I used to tell my sister she was removed like a tumor, since she was a c-section baby.
One of the few "nobody" memes that kinda works.