Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss
women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating
getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol
Just entertaining the thought here -getting kicked in the nuts might be even more evolutionarily disadvantageous, which could help explain the absolutely ridiculous sensitivity. Then again, I'm not a biologist
So wouldn't that mean that child birth is less painful? Because pain receptors and memory are also evolutionary traits?
no? whether the pain is remembered is irrelevant to the feelings in the moment. not remembering the worst of the pain doesn't make that pain more bearable during childbirth
Isn't that the same with any pain? I mean I can't remember how much it hurt when I broke bones or got hit but I remember it hurt a lot. You do get something out of the birth that is worth the pain (big assumptions everyone feels that way) you do not get anything out of being kicked in the nuts or anywhere else (unless it is a kink).
That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
More of a fetus really. At least position-wise
Fair
it makes the man a crying baby so that's something right?
I'd way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?
Or watched jackass.
CBT has entered the chat
I'm guessing the ratio might be wildly different.
The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
I believe it's a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
Oxytocin is a big one, but I'm struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we'd bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
Are you OK now man?
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
They should be able to give birth no problem then.
Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
I don't know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.
There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I'll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
Ya'll have some weird GI systems...
Obviously weak bloods are excluded
Do you do it again though?
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This makes me wonder if you've ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.
Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so...
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy
I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
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that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"
Interesting logic though 😅
