Jalapeños, onions and tomatoes are all fruits/vegetables (sort of an arbitrary distinction, but both are healthy for the most part). Beans are legumes. It's not the healthiest thing, but it's not horrible.
I'm not a sour cream person, but I do love guacamole when we have some. Salsa really depends. I like a good pico but anything processed, usually not. My wife makes a mean salsa with Serrano peppers. Which is ironic because she hates spicy food, but she has the basic proportions down and just has me taste to fine tune.
Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
Sprinkle with taco meat
Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
Microwave for 90 seconds.
Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.