Gender is a scam

Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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It's mostly about keeping the line for the men's room short
- went to engineering school, now in an utility company's engineering building, we have the opposite problem
- If you can use a urinal you should be allowed to use a urinal.
  
  considering how many penis wielders can't use urinals properly, i propose we introduce a urinal license
This just feels like a blatant advertisement
- I forgot to set my commission tracker oh no
I've sold gender-binaries to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!
- Is there a chance the gender could bend?
  
  There's every chance, my good friend!
The ancient romans actually didn't have gendered bathrooms. Or separate stalls. Just everything hanging out together, watching each other piss and shit. And then they'd all wipe their butts with a common sponge on a stick.

But then that was before Big Toilet Paper.
- "look at that fucking weirdly using their own sponge, damn prude"
Gendered sports is an accommodation so men don't have compete with or lose to women
Gender is a scam sold by lazy thinking patterns just like stereotypes.

It persists so readily because most humans are reactionary buffoons who would rather the world fit their expectations than gleefully explore things they don't understand.

Yes, most humans are pathetic losers who give in to the sweet lazy comfort of not thinking through every detail, because it is painfully obvious that gender is not binary, nor even sex.

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