Shoot a thief that stole part of your life by denying you Healthcare? Terrorist
Plot and carry out a plan to kill people due to their political beliefs during a time you know you could have reason to be around them and use shady online services to help plan things in order to coerce political change?
.......... checks every possible definition to find a loophole
Not terrorism? poker face
10/10 government we have, just the best people, I'm super duper thrilled to be trapped in this shit hole country