Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone

Eeeewww! I have never seen anything tackier in my entire life, and I'm Balkan!

This would be REALLY Corrupt if he was President who ALSO Ran every and ALL Agencies that REGULATED this thing! FORTUNATELY Trump is ONLY the President who has Lackeys who Run ALL the Agencies that Regulate this and do LITERALLY WHATEVER he says! So it's NOT Corrupt!

Don’t miss the fine print.

*phones not made in the USA

I'm calling it, it won't come out. I just doubt it will happen.

If it does, it's a rebranded phone wrapped in fake gold leaf, like the Pablo Escobar phone. https://www.pcmag.com/news/the-phone-from-pablo-escobars-brother-is-just-a-galaxy-fold-covered-in

Looking at the webpage, it's obviously a 100% Chinese product licensing the Trump name.

There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor, RAM that’s described as storage, and the boast of a “5000mAh long life camera,” when it presumably means the battery.

If you ever thought the Trumps weren't grifters, this should clear it up:

“Trump Mobile is going to revolutionize cellphones, mobile calling,” Eric Trump told Fox News

There's absolutely nothing revolutionary here. It's a cheap Chinese phone in a tacky case and an overpriced very-not-new MVNO phone service.

Is this

Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America 🦋

Small government?

That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.

Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware

Can't wait to read from which part of China this "American built" phone is made

But it has "5000mAh long life camera". Seems good to me.

I can't wait to see those people buy them and then complain about them.

Dude I hope it's popular. Imagine the selling point other networks could have:

New feature: Fash Block.

We guarantee our mobile network cannot send or recieve calls to any users on Trump Mobile.

Is $47 considered a good deal in the states nowadays? Before I left (2015) I was paying about $80/month.

Now I'm in the Netherlands and I pay $7/month. I don't remember what my plan is but it's something like 8gb data and more minutes/SMS than I could ever use.

Cell/internet/TV plans are a total racket in the US.

Did anyone read the TOS and such? Holy shit! So many red flags.

Make gold gross again.

Who is still buying all these crappy products? Is it all just bribes from foreign countries?

It’s available to preorder now with a $100 deposit

and might actually not even be real because he's a con man

eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products

and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.

edit: and that phone will prolly turn off if you record the police; and I can't imagine the amount of spying on users that that phone must do.

New day, new grift.

The first 100 customers will be added to the next war plans group chat.

🤦

“a sleek, gold smartphone engineered for performance and proudly designed and built in the United States.”

Alright, so clearly this is a bald-face lie? How the hell can they claim this? What kind of made in america SOC are they using?

I know a maga grandma that will probably buy into this.

No discussion in the article about fraud or conflict of interest.

Use Visible instead.

Unlimited data for $25/month.

https://www.visible.com/

Anyone who pays for this deserves to get scammed

Feels like the Escobar phone

It amazes me the sane half (third?) of the US hasn't overthrown this government yet. Or have they fled to North Korea where things are much better?

"It's all computer"

At least this will make it easier to identify douchebags

This a is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Holy hell, how is this not the onion?!

Surprised it doesn’t have a swastika on it

It's going to be utter shite

Why do we need celebrity owned cell carriers? This article makes it sound like a bad thing Ryan Reynolds’s exited Mint, but at least the stars of arrested development still have a cell provider.

I mean WTF, I like that there is competition but what the fuck is wrong with us that we prefer celebrity endorsement to actual features, value, longevity, etc.

I know it’s a bigger question than what I’m asking but this is all part of the rot that our economy is experiencing. All vibes, all promises, all scams, this country runs on nothing but grift.

Bets its not made in America? lol

Yet another way for Russian daddy to send him money without anyone knowing.

There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor

Shit-tier Mediatek. Calling it now.

Hahahahahahaha wow this is real

Trump likes to pitch crap to gullible fools.

Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…

Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here

Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.

That design looks like patent infringement to me

He's just a boy with a dream.

Just come out with the TeleScreen, and be done with it already.

So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?

Can't wait to see the Truth Social bloatware. Also, do you think the applucatiin marketplace will be called the TrAPP Store?

Who's network does it run on?

I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work

The article is pretty junk. What's the plan offer?