Lol, what? The military was off slaughtering people en masse in multiple wars of aggression and you consider it a point of national pride that they didn't have parades (which they also did)?
The tiniest balls! The very most shrunken! They look like two orange raisins! And his peen? The most bigly tiny mushroom dick there is! Melanoma needs an electron microscope to give him a handie! Tiny, OK? A hamster is hung better! In fact no one who has ever lived has smaller junk than Tr*mp, believe me!