Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones
Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones
“One of the things we’ve learned is people really do care about what it looks like when it’s on your head.”
I’m pretty sure Dyson killed these themselves the moment they turned these from concept to product.
That and Dyson might just be preemptively killing it in the wake of the FTC forcing Razer to refund buyers of its smart mask
I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.
(I love an excuse to bring up my favorite thing out of the US Patent database.)
Looking though the related patents, fart filters certainly seem to be a hot topic among inventors.
Here is a patent for a literal butt-plug fart filter.
This one is from last year.
Wealthy Republicans have them working on a filtered and thermocontrolled chastity belt as top priority.
How much coke were they on when they came up with those?
Just slightly less than when they came up with a fan that doesn't buffet you with air as though that's not what you want from a fan.
edit: For the low low price of....C$500??!
I hate the fan buffeting noise, and would be happy to have a fan that doesn't do that. Not $500 happy, mind you.
Dyson has inhaled too much ozone from electric motors.
high-tech gimp mask
Okay, I wasn't sure how to describe this... This is perfect.
Do companies release these nonsensical products as justification to squat on patents?
That and sometimes R&D are given funds to fuck around with, worst case scenario nothing comes of it best case they make a massive return on investment. Sometimes you need to throw together a prototype to see if anything out of it is useful, sure the device as a whole may be pointless but maybe someone stumbled upon a useful quick release concept.
With all the wildfire smoke in the air, I'm actually sorta interested in these now. I wonder if you can get em cheap.
I would strongly recommend you watch some reviews first. It does not seal around the mouth and nose. It is just a fan that makes a constant stream of air to your face, drying inside of your nose, making you more vulnerable to airborne viruses, which would also help the ash go deeper into your lungs.
Would guess this announcement will only boost interest esp from collectors
“I’ll be completely honest, quite often we work in an obsessive nature," says Jake. "We want this product. We want to make this thing. Sometimes before actually evaluating what the market response might be. And the market didn’t exist. So you’ve got to take those risks.”
So they did 0 market study, decided to build a gas station on the peak of a mountain and now marvel how nobody came.
Moron.
Ya. But also it's nice seeing someone doing stuff just for the 'fun' of it.
I own zero Dyson products (way too overpriced to me), but I can respect the engineering behind their stuff (mostly).
As a person that does electronic repair, let me just tell you what pieces of shit dysons are from a design standpoint.
They are the most over engineered, Fancy pants pieces of shit that are designed to sell, not to use.
Let me give you an example... One of the most popular posts on the Dyson YouTube page, is how to get the hose out of the machine. Yes that's right, they needed a fucking video tutorial for one of the most common complaints, people can't even use the goddamn things!
And then when you want to repair them, you are looking at 2 hours of meticulously dismanting a giant block of unnecessarily complicated Lego to access one tiny piece.
Dysons are absolute pieces of shit from every measurable perspective. With the exception of one thing: the motors do provide good suction, but they're nothing special, no more suction than any standard motor. They overhyped the electronic switching of the DC motor to the point that people actually believed it! It's a fucking standard DC motor!!!! Essentialy. A vacuum is not the correct application for this kind of technology.
Compare a Dyson's engineering with a simple device like a Bissell or a shark, which you can completely dismantle and reassemble in like 10 minutes.
You can't even replace a tiny hose piece on a Dyson without 2 hours, and many specialized tools.
Edit: to underscore what gigantic pieces of shit they are, I actually, through my electronics repair, got a $700 Dyson for free... Original owner effectively discarded it because it was plugged with a sock in the tube. Anyways, after I fixed it, I tried to use it in my apartment. I sold it. Fucking piece of unusable shite. As a person that does a ton of electronics repair and appliance repair and refurbishing, you start to develop a sense in your mind about what's going through the designer's head. And when I work on dysons, all I think about is how some jackass who knows AutoCAD, was given free rein to do what he wants, and you ended up with these spaceship looking lumps of garbage that nobody can use.
Edit 2: oh my God I can't believe I forgot about the fish hook connectors! On the power head of every upright Dyson that I've recently serviced... They are designed with hooks at the back that fucking catch on everything! A perfect example what I'm saying, some jack off who just learned AutoCAD, thinking he's a designer. Nobody puts backward-facing hook "styling" on a vacuum power head - except Dyson! They absolutely suck and I can go on and on but I'm going to stop now.
Edit 3: I can't stop. I forgot that my sister has run a local cleaning company for 20 years. She has rich-ass customers and she's been given Dysons by people with way too much money, which she immediately sold without opening the box. And she is absolutely NOT the only one... I can say this with surety as I often sell/fix for small cleaning companies. Professional cleaners -refuse- to use Dyson vacuums.
Wait, those weren't made as a prop for Brazil 2?
Is this 100% joke or is there really a Brazil 2 underway? I feel like the world needs a mirror held up to it in the form of a Brazil 2 more than ever.
It was a joke. I feel like we're all living Brazil 2.
That video of them interviewing people on the street with it was pretty fun!
Ironically their timing was almost spot-on for COVID... I could see these being somewhat useful for air travel, for example.
Uh... That's why they made them.
Well, great. Now what will I wear to look like a total idiot in public.
who cares
Those were dead before they were released.
Dyson was dead to me when James Dyson campaigned for Brexit on the grounds that it would be better for British jobs, and then, once Brexit was done, moved his whole operation out of the UK to Singapore. After which he whined to the media about how people were being hard on him, calling him things like "hypocrite", "traitor" or "weasly greedy little Farage-fellating wanker the country would be better off without."
EU referendum: Sir James Dyson says Britain better off out
Leave campaign’s tweet about Dyson staying in the UK has aged terribly
Brexit backer Dyson says hypocrisy claim over HQ move abroad 'incredibly harmful'
I missed that Dyson had sued people for calling him out on his hypocrisy. What a complete piece of shit that guy is.
Their headphones are unironically the best in the market so if those headphones stay I'm Gucci
For a second, my brain pictured these combined with the only dynamics it knows from Dyson - the air blade thingies. It had a good chuckle picturing me getting a vigorous jet of air right in my schnozz.
Edit: may make for a pretty good decongestant, just, uuh... pray you like the taste of mucus...