They're both in the Epstein files.
I'm more confused about how there were still people who took him seriously
Same, I mean wtf?!
How could anyone take him seriously BEFORE?
That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.
No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.
He thought he could get left to love him by shitting on Trump but it turns out people who can critically think have a memory longer than a goldfish.
It doesn't confirm nor deny the veracity of the posts, if he afterwards says they are false, it's not contradictory of this statement.
Good call out.
He now either has to answer to "enabling election fraud" or "public defamation". Talk about a rock and a hard place.
I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.
I used to. then he called a cave rescuer a pedophile.
then I started to think, "Maybe this guy is a bit unhinged..." but I was wrong.
he was ALOT unhinged.
Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.
This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He'd be getting off quite lightly.
Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.
RotisseriElon
MARS
Musk Always Resumes Simping
"How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?"
*Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*
Nacho
Not a consistent human obviously
About all I got is Nazi Pancake or Flapjack Nazi
Don TACO & the Ketamine Kid.
K-Holelon needs more horse face
Asks a user that is still for some reason using Elon's personal propaganda machine.
Muskratting
"Piece of shit Elon" really rolls off the tongue.
Strike a pose.
ChamELON, he always changes himself to hide from danger and for predation on the lower classes.
Drugged Out Nazi
Sometimes he's Elon, and sometimes he's uolƎ.
holds up spork
How bout E.L.O.N. Elon Loves Overdoing Narcotics
I've been working on something to spell out MELON. So far I've got Musk's Empty Lies, but I can't find anything yet for the ON part. Still working.
Overtake Nation?
Overwhelm Nachoface?
Orchestrate Nazis? Musk's Empty Lies Orchestrate Nazis? MELON?
Is this a valid or fake screenshot? With Elon I can never tell. If it's real I wonder what Trump gave him and/or threatened him with
Elon... Eloff.
This post deserves more love
In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.
Well, he apologized for calling the President a pedophile.
We shouldn't be mean and call him names just because he changed his mind. If he's given a nickname, it should be honest and accurate. None of this mudslinging and pettiness.
"Presidential Pedophile Apologist"
So far I've got Special K Flake, but it needs to be more terse.
FElon K?
Special KKK Flake?
Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?
some fun backstory on stuttering amphetamine users
Go listen to My Generation by The Who. When Roger Daltrey was recording the studio take, his manager told him to emphasize the stutter, as if he was "pilled", aka, on amphetamines... to which Daltrey replied to his manager that he had already in fact taken amphetamines before the session.
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/roger-daltrey-stutter-the-who-song-my-generation/
Musk was also drinking lots of alcohol while strung out from various drugs
He may have gone one goose-step too far.
No one human should have the outspoken power of this twit.
He’s too busy fucking Stephen Miller’s wife to be consistent.
He's not worthy of a personal title, he's just a typical Schrodinger's douchebag with more money to avoid the consequences.
how can anyone take Elon seriously
$$$$ I think you know the answer $$$$
Or, just ignore him. Stop taking about him and his companies. Don't support his companies. Just starve him off the attention that he needs.
yeah ok, "Elon".
we'll stop talking about how pathetic and stupid you are.
He's probably also in the Epstein files
Donald Officially Gelded Elon.
"Move fast and break down"
After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.
Elon (empty) Husk
Leon Hitler should be deported back to South Africa and I hope Krasnov and him continue to sling shit at each other.
Elon Cuck 🪑
Why not MACO? TACO and MACO. It rhymes and makes sense ya know (T for Trump, M for Musk)
cant pull out musk?
I call him Mush, because autocorrect did that.
Like his cars (there's an autopilot joke there somewhere).
Frijoles Elonitos
It's the filling you use in a TACO
