10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.
10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.
Thankfully my average time is about 30min. So I'll reach that 10k when I'm about 55!
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No way it's only 12 minutes a day. On average!?
18 0 ReplyDepending on the day I'm in and out in like 4 minutes or so. What are you eating that takes an entire sitcom without commercials to come out???
16 0 ReplyI mean, not every time, but I'm also not speedrunning it. Thats my time to relax, meditate, contemplate the universe. And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.
15 0 ReplyPooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum
7 0 ReplyFour minutes or so 3 times a day would be 12 minutes. Some people go once a day others many. Saying you're in and out in 4 minutes shows nothing.
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Maybe they aren't including the time spent scrolling. It's just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
10 0 ReplyUhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
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12 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
Unless I'm at work.
40 minutes per day 4 times between 5:00a-1:30p9 0 Reply3 times a day? You should get checked for fructose intolerance.
7 0 ReplyThis is a very appropriate thread to wish you a happy cake day!
5 0 Reply[Sing in the voice of Elmo]
My boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That is why I poop on company time.
UK version:
My supervisor makes a pound.
I make a pence
That is why I shit at the companies expense.
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3 0 ReplyHey I read it on they internet, it must be true.
The first search said 6m so I dug more.
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I'm at least a half hour, but it's because I'm escaping the kids.
11 0 Reply12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
10 0 ReplyNot enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
11 0 ReplyMoar fiber!
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When do you think I browse the feds
3 0 ReplyIt takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
2 0 ReplyBidet masterrace!
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Yeah I don't think I've ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
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i have what one might call 'a natural talent' for shit
9 0 Replyreviews your overall life
No lies detected.
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That's why we still strain when we poo. It's because we're all still noobs.
Edit: typo
8 0 ReplyDon't you dare take my dream away from me!!
I WILL be a master pooper one day! Just you wait they'll be saying "man that dude Asafum, now there's a guy who can poop!"
6 0 ReplyBring a phone to the toilet with you and you could considerably shorten the time.
5 0 ReplyThat's no longer pooping though. that's enshit...er..tian...ment... something
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Get your sphincter checked
2 0 ReplyWhat about a plaid sphincter? Striped?
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