Allegra Chook

I will upvote this every time. “We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra” is absolutely priceless.

Pharmaceutical companies are actually legally required to find out if you’re misusing their product or taking it in an undirected way, and report that to the FDA. Well, has been that way historically, anyhow. If you even work for a pharmaceutical company and you overhear at a weekend barbecue that someone has not taken a dose or doubled a dose etc, you’re obligated to report it within 24 hours.
- Yep, I used to have a special card I had to keep in my wallet. It had a special number for them to call, and half of it had space for me to write down details (who/what/where) in the event I couldn’t get them to call
- If you even work for a pharmaceutical company and you overhear at a weekend barbecue that someone has not taken a dose or doubled a dose etc, you’re obligated to report it within 24 hours.
  
  That's actually kind of wild
I haven't seen a recipe for Allegra Chicken on the box so I'm not sure that person contacted Allegra.
Reminds me of the one with the 7-11 gecko (or some animal) near a soda station. And 7-11 replies "can you tell us where this is so we can check on him and make sure he's safe?" And they're like no I ain't a snitch.
- I recognize that Netscape logo cool guy.
  
  How's your knees? Mine are fuuuuucked.
So they can steal the recipe hmm hmmm

WTF is Allegra?

Allergy medicine
- Idk why ppl do antihistamines as recreative drugs like fr
- Thanks. Now that would be interesting, but I would not try it, thankyouverymuch.
It's allergy meds that people take to help them not sneeze.

But whenever I take it, it makes me drowsy.
- So the question is: on what kind of drugs did OP overdose to invent that recipe?
- Zyrtec is the one that works for me with no noticeable side effects.
- Whut??
  
  Edit: ah Hay fever
Brand name for fexofenadine hayfever medication. If you don't live in the US you probably know it under a different brand name.
- Well, other people might know it under a different brand name here, thanks. It still confuses me that someone does a dish based on medicine-infused chicken...

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

So this is what the kids are doing these days. What happened to good old cough syrup chicken.

Cuisines evolve over time. As they should. Have you seen ancient roman recipes? Shit's vile.
- Tasting history w Miller on YouTube?

But does it taste better than sleepy-time chicken?

Just raid the medicine cabinet for seasoning. Don't follow a recipe, go with vibes. Try that jar of cough syrup, a little rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer should help with mouth feel, what was that pack of pills that you just knocked in? Oh well, just a happy little accident.

THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL HIS SECRET RECIPE!

Better or worse than Pepto Bismol chicken?

This starting half way through made me really worried that I'd started this video before
- Oops had the wrong timestamp on the video! Fixed it.

I, too, wish to know where this is going

I wonder if it's like, good at all...

Lean chicken :)