REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).
48 0 ReplyBeets: come for the dirty hose hose water taste, stay for the fear of death after bathroom trips!
16 0 ReplyNo such thing as too many beets, I'm afraid
7 0 ReplyWhy are you afraid? Don't be scared
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Or took AZO.
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The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat!
34 0 ReplyPurple urine bag syndrome?
Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome
20 0 ReplyThe first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must've been freaking the fuck out lmao
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Mmmhm, mmmhm... I know some of these words!
3 0 ReplyLet's from a rainbow just from piss alone!
3 0 ReplyIt is pride month
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Yoo I want blue pee. My girlfriend takes vitamins that make her pee neon yellow and I'm jealous.
2 0 ReplyEnergy drinks can make it neon yellow as well.
I'm guessing it's a particular b vitamin that does it.
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Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.
29 0 ReplyB vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too
14 0 Replyalso contrast dyes for medical imaging, that'll mess with your pee colour on the way out.
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Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.
3 0 Reply(the drink, not the creature)
2 0 ReplyAlso one too many hand grenades on bourbon street (1 is too many)
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Purple: You have eaten beets recently. Green: You have had a Vitamin B supplement.
7 0 ReplyOr a really bad UTI
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My piss is always crystal clear.
(I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)
7 0 ReplyI'm bi-polar. I don't suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don't miss it.
7 0 ReplyIf your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.
5 0 ReplyOr it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple
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Beets
4 0 ReplyI read it as bees.
Please do not the bees.
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I've pissed every color here. My pee is LGBT.
Actually can I get rgb installed in my penis so I can pee all colors at all times?
2 0 ReplyWhat if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?
2 0 ReplyHa-ha ha-ha-ha, now you're blind!
(asdfmovie)
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Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.
(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)
2 0 ReplyGreen is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.
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