HELLO ME, MEET THE REAL ME

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SYMPHONY OF AARRRROOOOOOO
They call me Sir Poopsalot, because I poop, a lot.
- WHATS THAT BROTHA, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE HOGS BEING CRANKED!
  
  YOU CRANKIN' YOUR HOG ON THE WHITE PORCELAIN THRONE?
I feel like MEGADUMP would work better.
- ALL CAPS FRIEND, I CAN'T HEAR YOU CUZ I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!
  
  I SAID I THINK MEGADUMP WOULD BE FUNNIER!
AND MY MISFIT'S WAY OF LIFE
GOOD BOWEL HEALTH IS A BLESSING FRIEND! ARROOOOOOO, YEAH!

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