That was fast!

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I have no idea what's going on.

Like, more than normal.
- The joke is that Trump and Elon had a messy breakup.
  
  Pete Davidson has been the rebound guy for some big celebs.
  
  Most notably Kim Kardashian, Kanye Wests' ex wife
Gosh, Barron’s getting so big..
- I know you're having a joke, but Barron's taller than either of them - he's 6'7" or 6'9" depending on who you ask.
  
  I’d be shocked if donny “mushroom-head” trump is his real dad. Wasn’t Melania banging her bodyguard or something?
  
  He's only 6'7" because of the kayfabe.
He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.
In earth Earth-616, Pete Davidson removed his tattoos and dates new smoking hotties every 6 months.

In Earth-807128, Pete Davidson still has tattoos and dates new incontinent uggos every 6 months.

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