Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla After Musk Broke His Heart
Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla After Musk Broke His Heart
The president bought the Tesla in March after a demo on the South Lawn of the White House.
*Tesler
"It's all computa!"
Break-ups are fun to watch. Wonder when the make-up sex starts.
Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, "I don't wanna see you no more", ya know? And I was like, "Whatever, as F!". Dude is so creepyyy.
"Make-up sex"? Like using bronzer for lube?
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest!
An easy and non-impactful thing for Trump to do, and it's not like Trump's followers would ever get a "Tesler". Those are filthy EVs and manly men only ever get gas-guzzling Big Trucks (tm).
No moar computor?… =[
Nothing’s computer. :(
He's never been seen driving even once in decades. Who gives a shit
He's literally not allowed to. Becoming president means you're not allowed to drive (on regular roads) ever again, even after you leave office.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/why-u-s-presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive
They could ignore that guidance if they wanted to.
It's pronounced "tesler"
I DUG MAH KEY INTO THE SOD OF HIS PRETTY LIL SUPED UP ’LECTRIC DRIVE!
CARVED MAH NAME INTO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEEEETS
trump supporters will follow, leading to Tesla stock tanking even more. Was this Elon’s business strategy? I expect Elon to think liberals have the memory of a hamster, as if we’ll all start buying Teslas now that he’s separating from Trump. As if it wasn’t from his own nazi shit
I love tessler
Aw breakups are hard
His Tesler
Doesn't Trump have 2 teslers? Aiden Ross gave him a cyber truck?
Whose job is it to wash the spunk off the seats?
JD Vance's, it's basically a couch
Please… probably a gift to pres grifter