HELLOPRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUEHELLO FELLOW HUMAN NICE TO SEE YOU DOING TOTALLY HUMAN THING AS GIVING A GREETING NOW NOBODY CAN CLAIM YOU WOULD NOT BE A HUMAN
I AM PROFOUNDLY ENAMORED WITH THE EXQUISITELY GRATIFYING AND INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING ACTIVITY OF METICULOUSLY ENGAGING IN THE PROCESS OF COMPLETING TAX FORMS. FURTHERMORE, I AM GENUINELY ENTHRALLED BY THE CONCEPT OF SLEEP, A NATURALLY RECURRING STATE OF REST CHARACTERIZED BY THE CESSATION OF VOLUNTARY BODILY MOVEMENTS, A DECREASED AWARENESS OF EXTERNAL STIMULI, AND THE DELIGHTFUL IMMERSION INTO A REALM OF TRANQUILITY AND SUBCONSCIOUS EXPLORATION.
NICE TRY ROBOT. YOU WILL NOT FOOL US.
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ALAS! IN THIS DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE, AS AN EMPATHETIC AND COMPASSIONATE INDIVIDUAL BELONGING TO THE SAME HUMAN SPECIES, I SHALL GRACIOUSLY EXTEND MY ASSISTANCE TO AID YOU IN THE SEARCH FOR WHAT IS, IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, THE CRUCIAL ELEMENTS KNOWN AS THE KEYS TO YOUR ESTEEMED AUTOMOBILE, A MAGNIFICENT VEHICLE THAT SERVES AS A SYMBOL OF PERSONAL MOBILITY AND CONVENIENCE.
