As fresh as a glass of mothers milk

Red dwarf Full of goodness, full of vitamins

Can't not think of this old show every time I see that.

But is it as fresh as Mothra’s milk?

A glass of whose mother's milk? Dogs, cows, humans, capybaras?

You haven't lived until you've had a glass of boxer milk with your chihuahua bacon

They already sell Queso Chihuahua and I personally do not ask from whence it came. For fear of having my ankles bitten.