We need more educational portals to avoid mistakes like these

People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?

Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?

That's the internet I love: educational.

I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.

The dude's avatar is killing me.