Beware the mighty beast, seen here horribly mutilating a pineapple

Striking fear into the hearts of millions.

I think that's an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.

The beast is demonic in nature.

My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It's longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He's been his match in bread form!

I am truly frightened

I'm not a pineapple, so I should be safe.