Trump says he's not 'chickening out' on trade: 'It's called negotiation'
Trump says he's not 'chickening out' on trade: 'It's called negotiation'
TACO, the term that stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out," describes the market reaction to Trump repeatedly announcing heavy tariffs and later pausing them.
He negotiated with himself, and still got a bad deal.
Lol.
Give me what I want.
No.
Yes.
No.
Fine.
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TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out
His biggest recent mistake is letting people know that he hates that. Because now I'm going to think of him as Taco Boy
Taco Boy with Magard Tears
TACO Bellend.
"HE'S A CHICKEN, I TELL YAS! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
You're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!
Holy hell, where was that memory hiding out?
He wears a disguise
To look like human guys,
But he's not a man,
He's a Chicken Boo
Bawk bawk.
The way this question riles him up, we now all know what to do.
Follow up questions though.
Is it morally wrong for an entire nation to bait their despot into increasingly deranged ego trips?
Do you think there is any public display he could perform that would be enough to get the 25th invoked?
Is it morally wrong for an entire nation to bait their despot into increasingly deranged ego trips?
Nope.
The more deranged you can make him a appear, the more people are willing to distance themselves from him.
Negotiation, like extra salsa for free?
Now hear me out, just a daydream but it would be hilarious if taco trucks joined his birthday parade.
Burrito, TACO TACO, burrito, TACO TACO TACO
Don't think just because I got a lot of money
I'll give you TACO-flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO, burrito burrito, TACO TACO
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO
Short a bunch of stocks, announce they will drop sharply, they do, reinvest the money you just made by buying those very same stocks, announce they will rise sharply, they do, sell them, rinse and repeat. If a country offers a decent trade deal in the process of course that's a nice bonus but this system works well for him as is.
Right... I guess I just "negotiated" with that high dive when I was a little kid as I climbed back down crying like a little baby.
Bawk bawk.
The art of the meal.
TACO ass bitch.
I'm torn. I love tacos. They're one of the best foods out there. Now they're associated with Trump, albeit in a negative way, but I will still think of that cancerous shit stain every time I eat a taco, and that's sad.
Think of him getting fucking pissed about it, and those tacos will be even tastier.
LOL
