Trump wants $61B for Canada to join his Golden Comb-Over.
Trump wants $61B for Canada to join his Golden Comb-Over.
My wife suggested we pay by e-transfer and make the security question too hard for Trump to answer. For example: what is Melania’s birthday? What is Eric’s middle name?
We'll start constitutional talks among the provinces and will gat back to you as soon as we get a unanimous agreement.
haha i love it. we can leverage our dysfunction for good!
Great plan! I’m a big fan of stalling as a tactic.
Prime Minister Carney, know the signs of a scam!
It may be a scam if someone:
- Demands immediate payment
- Uses threatening language
- ...Requests payment by cryptocurrency or gift cards
If you are in doubt, take a minute to ask yourself why you are being contacted. It's okay to ask questions and say no.
Just keep pretending we want it and waste his time for as long as we can
It's like wasting telemarketer's time on the phone. I like it.
I'm convinced that a lot of countries are "still in talks" with Trump for exactly that reason.
Anyone with half a brain knows that it's futile to actually negotiate in good faith with Trump.
I have the feeling that’s what Carney is doing. Keep playing along, dragging it out. While making deals with the rest of the world.
We're in for AT LEAST three more contiguous years and a half of this madness. Stalling every bit of the way can make a big difference.
Also worth noting: the day the king arrived he started talking about the 51st state shit again.
Which just flies in the face of everything the US ambassador (name escapes me at the moment) has been saying
Thank you!
I can't remember the name neither and I don't care to look it up, but he was like: "why are you Canadians getting so hung up on this? Trump hasn't mentioned it in a while now"
He didn't fucking apologize or take it back or do anything to make amends. He threatened us, you clown!
Fuck you, you nameless US Ambassador!
His name is Pete Hoekstra, and I can't say I'm a fan on what I've heard so far. Seems like he was put in the position to try and gaslight the hell out of us, he seems very disingenuous from what I've read so far. This interview got me annoyed.
Trump is a lawn sprinkler of verbal diarrhea. Moronic and hateful rhetoric constantly spews from out of his mouth in whatever direction he happens to face at a given moment.
Also, the only country that is openly threatening our sovereignty is the US. Will the system stop American missiles, I wonder?
No, but it'll stop NATO missiles liberating us after the US annexes us.
Ah, crap. I forgot about that. Ok, new idea: Canada pays for the whole thing, on condition that the US becomes our cherished 4th territory.
I can't be the only one who can't help thinking of the rumored Trump golden shower tapes every time he talks about the golden dome. It's what I imagine he's dreaming of, but on a continental scale.
Everything's golden with him. Toilet seats, sharpies, hair, skin tone in the right light...
“What is Eric’s first name?” would probably suffice tbh
rather be dead than american, and rather be missiled than give them any money.
Can we pay in monopoly money? 🤑
Damn, guys, King Charles existing didn't work. Now what?
That's a fuck no from me dog
