TIL the pyramids are closer in time to stegosaurus than we are
Did you mean closer than we are to the construction of the pyramids? Because obviously the pyramids are closer in time, because they were before us, and the dinosaurs were before them.
Personally I laughed out loud because I expected it to be one of those "mind blowing" facts like "Cleopatra was born closer to the release of the iPhone than to the construction of the pyramids," but OP turned it into a shitpost by making a really obvious statement instead. It subverted my expectations. Barvo, OP, brvao
There's always this one:
There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.
The time it took for man to shift from bronze swords to iron swords is longer than the time it took to shift from iron swords to the nuclear bomb.
In those days, in those distant days, in those nights, in those remote nights, in those years, in those distant years; in days of yore...
They really wanted to drive home just how old the tale is...
Very un-new indeed!
The oldest example we have of the "the butler did it" troupe is a compliant of how old and worn out it is
Unless we resurrect stegos sometime this millenium.
