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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
With the brightness of 1.000 suns
Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.
1 sun is still plenty bright though
They shine so bright that any time you open your mouth everyone around is blinded. You should always sleep alone in a dark closed room as to not wake everyone up.
But your nipples itch really badly the whole time
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