You're viewing a single thread.
764
comments
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
They're all super racist and hate each other.
anime protagonist and his harem
You just gave me my first out loud laugh of the day. Ty kind internet stranger!
They all try to come over to your place, even the insects.
Every single human animal hates your guts
So friendly that they constantly hit on you and try to get you to mate with them.
friendly to me.
In the biblical sense
rabies
Every animal wants to come into your house to greet their friend
764
comments