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I wish I made 57k a year.
Now you can too! With our patented PhD system you will,
- Kill your social life!
- Kill your self-esteem, values, positivity and much much more.
- Spend the rest of your life fighting for tenure in an ever saturated field of your choice!
- Develop a growing sense of envy and dissatisfaction as you watch your friends in the corporate world quickly surpass you in income!
With just 132 simple payments of $3,800 a month, all this can be yours!
But wait, there's more! Call now and get your very own opportunity to be a TA! Enjoy belittling undergrads and sharing your growing disillusionment with the academic system. All while you're under pressure to complete your doctorate! Don't miss out!
Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus.
For only 250k of college tuition?
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