Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
I'm already contemplating how to do something similar.
I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
I've done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I've wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn't great lol
I fuck with the CamelBak too. My problem is I get the brilliant idea of throwing other liquids in there to try and sneak it into places. Then I forget to flush it and it's ruined. 😞
As long as it’s only the idea, not the girlfriend or the bag itself. I mean, yuckkkkk.
It's okay, this is lemmy. Nobody has a gf here.
I want it too
Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.
Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.
I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I'd by lying if I said I didn't want a hydro bag after seeing this post.
All I can think of is mold, mold, mold.
OH! It's for water, that's a relief.
I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.
I thought it was for poo at first glance lol
First thought was a medical thing.
Write "LUBE" on it for a better vibe of the room.
I mean nothing screams "bachelor pad" more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.
Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending "hamster cage" vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet
Add a piss bag and now we are talking
Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag
Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it
Na, skip all that and wear a stillsuit to bed.
Hide it behind an inflatable doll?
edit: I love that I got one downvote on this comment. Found the guy with the inflatable doll next to his bed. Sorry bro, no offense intended in my original comment.
Big brain move: disguise the water bottle inside the doll.
Brilliant! And then the gf will never see it!
(because she's the doll)
Guaranteed there's a poop stick in the shitter.
A poop knife would be more efficient
It's a ruse to pretend he has a gf
- Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever... bonked head, pulled hair, gashes...
- Pillow for single person
- bottom sheet only
- sheet not clean
- no lamp
Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and "asking for a friend" would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.
Take my upvote
Hang it from an IV stand.
Make a nice little curtain. Maybe make a few in different colors so you can match whatever sheets you throw on
Simple, elegant, and can be adjusted to match the decor, I like it.
An alternative might be to put the bag under the bed with a brick or similar resting on it to provide presure.
Its not that hard to suck it up that distance like a straw. I use a hydration sack while camping and sometimes I'll roll onto my bite valve and soak my tent. Under the bed but without the brick would mean minial spillage if the bite valve gets pinched.
I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.
This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.
Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
Why no water bottle?
And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.
If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
Idea:
Jesus walks on water If jesus dives into water His neck would crack and he would die
Jesus died from cracking neck on water for our sins
Here, hang this broken twig glued to a fishbowl above your bed as remembrance.
those normally come in a backpack of sorts. he could just put it back in the bag it likely came in. then it just looks like a bookbag with a tube coming out.
Add more non-earthy looking object all around to give a eclectic look to the room
You have to clean that thing
And old orange juice container does a wonder. This is reeeh donk ulas hahaha. Hydrohome antics.
