Uh, yeah. That rings a bell.

I wish I could skip 1000 years ahead. Either we fixed thing or humanity has died out. I win either way.

How do you recognize a slave? There is no need for chains to make people work against their will.

Whoever dreads monday morning doesn't have to be worried about slavery anymore.

But we live in the 21st century?

You only enslave yourself by learning to do absolutely nothing against what you see as oppressive.

I'm so enslaved! Waaahhh!