An alternative spelling of the alphabet that makes more sense
Aside from the vowels a e i o u (which are special) and also the pseudo-vowel y, the rest of the consonants roughly split into a few kind of groups. The -ee endings (b, c, d, etc.) is the most common, but there is also e- (like s, l), -ay (like k), a- (like r). There's also some weird ones like q (kyu) and the worst offender is "double u" (w).
If the pronunciations of the consonants were standardised, what should be the new "standard" for pronouncing them? Should it be -ee, or something like -ay? How would the alphabet song sound?
German (my first language) is actually very phonetically consistent. Generally speaking if you know how it's spelled you know how it's pronounced. A lot of languages work that way, many of which use the Latin alphabet. English is a bit special being a Germanic language with a plethora of Romance loan words and almost kind of a case-by-case spelling situation. So right off the bat this idea would probably be pretty inconveniencing for non English speakers while providing little to no benefit for anyone. If you want to standardise letter pronunciation I'd probably do it similar to Turkish so "A, Bee, Cee, Dee, Fee, Gee, Hee, I, Jee, ..." and so on.
Oh yeah it would be a nightmare for non-english speakers for sure. Interesting that German is more phonetically consistent than English (stuff like “Karl” make more sense now)
-ee sounds:
a (vowel)
bee
cee
dee
e (vowel)
fee
gee (g or j sound?)
hee
i (vowel)
jee (could be confused with gee?)
kee
lee
mee
nee
o (vowel)
pee
qee (kwee?)
ree
see
tee
u (vowel)
vee
wee
xee
yee
zee (sorry "zed"...)
-ay sounds:
a (vowel)
bay
cay
day
e (vowel)
fay
gay (g or j sound?)
hay
i (vowel)
jay (could be confused with gay?)
kay
lay
may
nay
o (vowel)
pay
qay (kway?)
ray
say
tay
u (vowel)
vay
way
xay
yay :D
zay (neither "zee" nor "zed"...)
-ed sounds:
a (vowel)
bed
ced
ded
e (vowel)
fed
ged (g or j sound?)
hed
i (vowel)
jed (could be confused with ged?)
ked
led
med
ned
o (vowel)
ped
qed (kwed?)
red
sed
ted
u (vowel)
ved
wed
xed
yed
zed (sorry "zee"...)
It would also make more sense to divide the day into something decimal but some base twelvers showed up first. It would also make more sense to stop using measurement systems where 12 hooplas equal 1 boink. The alphabet is just another thing like that. It's been stolen and rewritten and now we are stuck with it. You can write an alternative sound map to help new learners. But the 26 letter order is here to stay.