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Ask Me Anything @lemmy.ca CrystalJagger @lemm.ee 2d ago

My 4yo brother is in the mood to answer questions

He was asking me a lot of questions about everything so i told him he could answer them instead and he said yeah so now i need questions lol

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This is so sweet.
What milkshake is the king of all milkshakes?
- Chocolate banana
Air speed of an unladen swallow?
- Fast
What's your sister's phone number?
- 123-456-789
  
  Thanks.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers

3 x fast
What's the best vegetable?
- Broccoli
  
  Spitting facts. That kid will go far in life
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would
  
  (We practiced that)
What is your favorite thing about your ~~brother~~ sibling?
- I’m his sister actually, and he said he likes that I’m his best friend 🥹
Debian or Arch ?
- Arch becuz it’s easier to spell
What's the best dinosaur?
- Trex!!!
Where does [he think] wind come[s] from?
- From the clouds
Must the working class seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie?
- Sure 😂
  
  But hasn’t history proven that Marx’s dream of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably resulting in a proletariat that’s more oppressive than the bourgeoise it vilifies?
  
  Very good answer, comrade.
Has anyone asked what your favourite dinosaur is yet?
- Yes.
Why?
- Because
  
  Because what?
How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
- Yes
  
  Good answer.
Do snails grow noses at night?
- We don’t know ☹️
  
  It sounds like it's time to find out
Lego or K'nex?
- Legos

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