I only have a black and white printer. I also don't know if it would be hilarious or mortifying if I made / found the design for those and took them somewhere to have professionally printed 😂
Once-upon-a-time print shop employee here: the secret to professional-looking print media is good paper. Almost everything except insanely high volume products is are printed on a color laser printer, and most of the useful difference between a cheap Brother printer and a five-figure digital press has to do with printing larger pages, faster, on both sides automatically and/or on cardstock. If you’re patient, have a small color laser printer, a good template for designing trifold brochures, and don’t need anything bigger than 8.5x11, you can have as many oddly specific pamphlets as your heart desires!
The trick is to walk in confidently and make eye contact with the person working at the print shop. Act like it's a totally normal brochure. Try not to laugh.
“I’ve had this pamphlet made up. It was expensive, but I’m really tired of discussing this with you.”
That's exactly what I want haha Hyper-specific pamphlets to just hand out to people because I'm tired of having the same conversation with them.
"Per my last email, Sean"
"We've talked about this, Debbie"
"I always think of a third thing, Brandon"