Don't be a dick.
Don't be cool, be good.
Live like a dog: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away
"I'm a problem-solver."
If you wait till the last minute.. then it only takes a minute.
Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.
Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.
Get lost and leave us in peace.
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I'm older I can only manage one of those :/
"Life is a joke of cosmic proportions."
Suffering exists just because. People who don't deserve it live lives of comfort and decadence. There's no rhyme or reason to life. And the punchline isn't even apparent to any of us.
Can't fix it? Fuck it!
Do what comes easy.*
*That’s career advice. If you do what you love for money, you will soon hate it.
This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
