Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible.
Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible.
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yeah but sports is a human sacrifice pit
78 0 ReplyThe least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).
The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.
43 0 ReplyOr you know. Curling. 🥌
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If you think sports casters calling 30 old don't tune into eSports where they call 25 old.
58 0 ReplyI know, it's rough. I remember watching StarCraft 2 back in the day, and one of my favorites was "WhiteRa", and they always made comments about him being ancient at 32...
32 0 ReplyGood ol' "Special Tactics" WhiteRa. It's funny, because most of the top SC1 players are now that age.
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Meanwhile in F1 a 42 year old is dicking on everyone else who isn't driving a Red Bull.
33 0 ReplyI appreciate Alonso making still feel young and keep the insane fantasy that I will one day be a race driver alive.
8 0 Replythat car is amazing though tbh.
4 0 ReplyLet's hope he can get into a good car and set a record for the oldest age to win a title. Although it's quite hard as the oldest title winner is Fangio for his fifth title when he was 46 years old.
2 0 ReplyI don't think he'll be able to get another title, but I sure hope he can at least get a race win
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He broke records for youngest WDC, pole sitter, podium, race winner, etc. I fully expect he's going to set records for oldest.
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I've been watching sports my whole comprehensive life. Just last season, for the first time ever, I was older than the head coach of my team. I mean I still am, but you get it.
22 0 ReplyWhich team are you on?
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Maybe not even 32. He always seems to be my age minus 3 years old
8 0 ReplyMust have been somewhat of a problem for the sport back when you were a child. Especially when you were between the ages of 0 and 3.
7 0 ReplyOh I'm sure he was already a competent athlete/swimmer/cyclist for his age back in the womb. And the sack.
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30s: haha human body go brrrrrrprlrprlprrlrplplkadunkkadunkflpflpflpflpflpflpblpblpblplplplplplp...wheeze.
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