This is stupid as fuck and I'm sending it to everybody I know
This kind of happened to me when I visited New York like 20 years ago. I ordered an ice coffee, and the lady asked me "what size?" I looked at her confused for like 30 seconds until I finally figured out that she didn't want me to explain what ice is... I still feel stupid thinking about it.
I need advice about someone I’m in love with, so I would like to see the witch doctor, please.
He's just gonna tell you what he tells everybody, and push orange tang products on you
Heh, reminds me of an old joke. A woman gets off a plane with this tall African man with wild hair, tribal dress, the works. Her mother is waiting with a shocked look on her face, and when finally they meet the mother says, 'You fool, I told you to marry a RICH doctor!'
Airplane!
Hey witch doctor, tell me the magic word
De Staat
